On Friday, I met Dutchman, Major, and Koff at the Burger King at 7:30a. I got there a little early, and after riding in the damp fog and the 61F temp, I bought my first ever pre-ride cup of joe from the King, as you can see in the below photo. Unfortunately, it's the only photo I took during an atypical day of cycling.
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Less than 10 miles from Burger King, I flatted. Not the pop-hiss kind, but the slow, spongy kind. Although we could find lots of nicks and cuts, we couldn't find anything that caused the flat. In my experience, when you don't find the root cause of the flat, you'll have another, so I wasn't happy that we couldn't find a cut or piece of wire that caused the flat. It was frustrating, and atypical, as I usually find the cause of the flat.
When I started prepping my CO2 gear, I realized that the 16 gram cartridges I brought would not fit in the hand pump / CO2 gizmo that I brought. Which was weird, because the only reason I brought this particular gizmo was because I was out of threaded 16 gram cartridges, and had to rely on unthreaded cartridges, which won't work with my normal crack pipe inflator. Luckily, Major had some cartridges that he traded me. With the flat fixed, we were off.
A few minutes latter, I was chatting with Koff, and told him that I was really needing to make a restroom pit stop. He said he did too. I didn't really want to stop, as I had just caused a delay with the flat. As we approached the next intersection, I called out to Major and said "Koff needs to stop and pee". Ha! The old "Teacher, Johnny thinks the homework is too hard" trick. Works every time, and so we stopped to use the facilities. It turned out that we all made use of the plumbing, so I didn't feel too guilty.
When Dutchmen made his way back to the bikes, he said that he was buying breakfast tacos, his treat. I don't know if states outside of the Southwestern US have breakfast tacos in convenience stores, but we have them throughout Texas. They're delicious badness. Major said "if we're gonna have tacos, let's just go in and sit down in a booth". So we did, and I thought our chances of a long, intense ride were evaporating. I found myself feeling okay with that! The tacos were great, the conversation was good, and the stares from the store clientele were worth the delay.
With a full belly, we headed east-northeast towards Hargill. We pedaled along between 18-20 mph, in a double paceline with long pulls. As we neared Hargill, I was closing on 50 miles, and feeling a little tired. I bought Gatorade and oatmeal-raisin cookies at the store in Hargill, and felt much better after eating. Just as we were departing the store, some other patrons were leaving. Suddenly, two of the guys started fighting. Punching, wrestling, grappling, and pushing, with the women in the group yelling at them to stop. We watched for a few minutes, then Dutchman wisely suggested that we should move along. I think the last time I saw a fistfight was in 1991. This ride was just getting stranger by the mile.
We pushed along towards Burger King, feeling better since we had a tailwind on the return. Dutchman turned off for home, and a few miles later, as expected, I flatted on the same tire that I had flatted earlier. This time, I found a tiny cut that was through and through the tire, so I lined it with a boot, replaced the tube, and added CO2. All good, except now I was out of tubes, and without a patch.
I rode towards home, and as I reached Shary Road I realized I wouldn't finish with a century. Unlike Monday, I didn't feel the need to add on miles in Granjeno to make the century. I was out of tubes, my family was out of town, and if I flatted I would be in a world of pain, having nobody to call and ask for help. I would either be riding on flat, or walking. I decided to end the ride, and finished with 91 strange, atypical miles. The nitty-gritty statistics and details on the ride are
here.