Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Renaming my Blog

I think it is time to rename my blog. I created the blog when I moved from Austin to Mission, Texas, and the title is based on the distance between the two locations. The subtitle refers to "living and cycling in South Texas", and the "About Me" section mentions that I am trying to get back to Austin, or maybe Houston. It's all wrong. It doesn't align with what is happening in my life.

I already live in Houston. I'm 331 miles from lots of places, but that doesn't matter since I have no plans to move to or from any of them. I like the history of the "331 miles" name and it has deep meaning to me, as it is associated with a very trying section of my life, during which I found cycling, perhaps coincidentally, perhaps not. What I'm dancing around is that I really want to stay with the "331 miles" name, but it just doesn't make much sense in the context of my current life.

The result is that I've been mentally batting around a few name ideas. I'll probably subtitle the blog with "formerly 331 miles", even if it's an afterthought. Here are a few ideas.


Urban Cycling Cowboy

I'm not really a cowboy, although I wear jeans and sometimes boots. I know how to two-step, and can talk redneck. I live in an urban environment, which happens to border Pasadena, where the movie was filmed.



Houston...We Have a Cyclist

SUPERCHEEZE. I know. But it's so cheezy....it's almost good.



I Want to Run Over Bud Adams with My Road Bike

You have to be an good ol' days Oilers fan to understand. Not sure if he lives here anymore, but you never know.


Hammering in Houston

The blog is mainly about cycling, right? And cycling means the occasional hammerfest. Not my fave...


Living and Cycling in the 4th Largest City in the USA, which if You Don't Know is Very, Very, Very Car-Centric

Houston has a little tiny sprawl problem. Just so ya know. Not too many bike commuters, but there are more than I thought there would be. Might subtitle this one with something that contains the word Houston, just for search purposes.


Some of these are jokes, and some are not. Regardless, please hit me with your best critical shot in the comments. I'm not in love with any of them, so don't worry about hurting my fragile feelings.

NOTE: I love Larry Gatlin's "Houston (Means I'm One Day Closer to You)" song. But I couldn't figure out how to plagiarize it and twist it into a decent blog title.







11 comments:

Bryan said...

I like the "Houston...We Have a Cyclist." It's a nice play on "Houston...we have a problem" but, as you said, it's SUPERCHEEZE in a super way.

Maybe some others:

Houston Cyclist
Cycling In Houston
Cycling the Houston Sprawl

Mike J said...

My vote is for Houston...We Have a Cyclist also.

Donna said...

Dude! I'm a lover of super-cheese. LOL Sometimes the most cheesey thoughts spawn great ideas! So, with that in mind...

"Houston Means I'm One RPM Closer to You"

Or just "One RPM Closer"

Or,just "RPM"

"Houston, we have RPM"

"RPM's in Houston"

"Crank-pushin' in Houston"

kristin said...

how about:
"don't run me over in your giant SUV, Fata$$, on your way to crispy cream?"
or
"if you're driving in the bike lane, it doesn't make it a car lane"
or
"cycling in an armpit (enjoying the humidity again)"

clearly I don't know much about cycling but I enjoy being the snarky sister-in-law from Houston.

Turley2.0 said...

Keep 331 Miles!

jeff said...

If you have to change it, I also like "Houston - we have a cyclist." You could throw in "Failure is not an option."

Jeff said...

I like Hammering in Houston. Although if you move again it doesn't really work.
Or you could twist it into "The Houston Hammerhead"

SiouxGeonz said...

How about Houston means I'm 331 miles closer to you?

Buttsy said...

How about using a bike part word like crank or cluster or something....Stay away from he cowboy one if you wnat to make it clear you are a cyclist unless you ride like a cowboy in your bunches and we all hate cowboys in bunches......

Is it broke? Does it need fixing?

331 Miles said...

@All -- WOW. Thanks for all of the suggestions. My current plan is to keep the URL and 331 Miles title, and to create a new subtitle. You'll be the first to know!

eduardo arguelles said...

houston, we have a cyclist! like it..

niceeeeeeee ssssssssss