While reading my name doppelganger's bio, I realized something interesting: if you replace every religious figure's proper name with "cycling" or similar, then his bio could be my bio! For example, here's a sentence from his bio:
After receiving the powerful gift of the Holy Ghost, Jeff had a fresh, new outlook on life.
If you follow my biography replacement rule, this becomes:
After receiving the powerful gift of cycling, Jeff had a fresh, new outlook on life.
There's one particular sentence where my biography replacement rule doesn't quite work:
As Jeff’s love for God began to grow, his love for people followed suit.
As my love for cycling began to grow, I stayed the same cantankerous jerk that I've always been. Just ask Victoria!
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY! SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!