While reading my name doppelganger's bio, I realized something interesting: if you replace every religious figure's proper name with "cycling" or similar, then his bio could be my bio! For example, here's a sentence from his bio:
After receiving the powerful gift of the Holy Ghost, Jeff had a fresh, new outlook on life.
If you follow my biography replacement rule, this becomes:
After receiving the powerful gift of cycling, Jeff had a fresh, new outlook on life.
There's one particular sentence where my biography replacement rule doesn't quite work:
As Jeff’s love for God began to grow, his love for people followed suit.
As my love for cycling began to grow, I stayed the same cantankerous jerk that I've always been. Just ask Victoria!
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY! SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!
4 comments:
are you stoned?
Only on performance enhancing drugs!
I have to back up my brother in law here.... he doesn't like people anymore than he did before...unless they are selling him cheap bike gear online. Then this theory rings true.
When I googled myself I found out I'm married to a guy named Steve and have two kids. Oh, and my doppelganger also has a PHD. Dang, I'm jealous of myself.
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